What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did one plate say to the other?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?