What do you call berries playing the guitar?
A jam session.
Why are all priests fit?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Where do termites go camping?