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Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
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Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a Russian flea?
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What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
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