Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Which fly makes films?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the tomato turn red?
How do birds threaten one another?