What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
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What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Which singer could always break a five?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why is furniture so generous?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where do ants go to eat?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?