Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
