What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
A where-wolf.
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What kind of bird can write?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?