What do you call an old snowman?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What animals make the best students?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What table can you never sit at?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
