What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Granny Smith!
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why are cars magic?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call an old snowman?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?