Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's the world's weakest animal?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why is golf harder than baseball?