What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Horseradish.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?