What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What makes a glow worm glow?