What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Beetle juice.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
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What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?