I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?