What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How is life like toilet paper?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do elves learn in school?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?