How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?