Why do trees hate going to school?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do cows wear bells?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?