What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
How do fall and winter say hello?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Where do surfers go to school?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Which celebrity always frowns?