What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's a horse's favorite car?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Where do termites go camping?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Who are Frosty's parents?