What's the most expensive plate in church?
The offering plate.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
I broke my finger!
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?