Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Are baby skunks cute?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's a watch's eldest relative?