Why do diners never serve lobster?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call a baby monkey?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?