Why did the cow cross the road?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the echo get detention?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?