Are baby skunks cute?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
How do billboards talk?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
