How do you cut the ocean in two?
With a sea-saw.
Where do ants go to eat?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?