Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?