When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?