Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What is the smallest lion?