What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack and I'll plaster you.
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do ducks get after they eat?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Where do horses reside?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How do hurricanes see?