Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What season begins with a thud?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?