What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?