What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the airplane get grounded?