What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What condiment has wings?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?