Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do naked fish play with?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?