What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is a king's favorite weather?