Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Because they have no-body to go with.
What do you call an insincere horse?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call octopus twins?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
We had a discussion about roses.
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?