Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?