My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What game do bats excel at?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?