My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
How are mountains able to see?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?