Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?