Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Where do goldfish go camping?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?