Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?