I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What day do hands always go to church?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do plants hate algebra?