What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?