Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why is the beach so confident?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?