What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How does a barber get to work?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's a forklift?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did one plate say to the other?
What kind of bird can write?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why is golf harder than baseball?