What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Snow powder.
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?