What's E.T. short for?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
How do bees get to school?
Why are books always so angry?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call a handsome runner?