Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why was the cat so small?