Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She expected some change in the weather.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Where would you find an elephant?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?